Gospels from the mouth of DanRad
"fuck that, I’m Harry Potter"
"have you ever watched the show Supern-"
are you fucking kidding me
great baby sitters
NOT TOO SHABBY FOR A COUPLE OF 90-YEAR OLDS
I don’t want to go to college but I also don’t want to NOT go to college
What I really want is to stop existing but you can’t do that without dying and I don’t want to die either
This is the most accurate post I have ever seen
Teen Wolf/Spongebob Parallel
Me and you.
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We have no evidence of any breach and, like most networks, our team took immediate action to fix the…
At first I was like
“oh hot reservoir
this is my jelly”
and it didn’t make sense
but then it did
I laughed ten seconds straight before reblogging this.
I see u around school sometimes. I SEE U AROUND SCHOOL SOMETIMES
that same anon just sent me ketchup 15 times what did i do to deserve this
AS SOON AS I REBLOGGED IT SOMEONE SEND ME PIZZA AND MY FRIEND WHO ALSO REBLOGGED THIS GOT APPLE PIE 15 TIMES
IS THIS A MOTHERFUCKING CURSE
this is not okay
i WASNT EVEN EXPECTING ANYTHING WHAT IS THIS
so far i’ve gotten penut butter, julius caesar, and dicks