My face when I listen to the kid's talk nowadays:
I heard some 6th grader say “I smashed that bitch’s pussy hard.” I was like NIGGA I HOPE YOU MEANT A CAT!
REBLOG IF YOU WOULD ATTEND A TUMBLR USER...
compulsiveobsession: We’d wear t-shirts with our urls on it. And we could party together. DEFINITELY!
I'm not Tumblr famous.
cadyhomyen: Getting asks isn’t a regular thing, I still smile when I see Messages (1). People don’t reblog me ASAP. Sure, I get reblogged 20 or 30 notes, if I’m lucky. I don’t get asked for pictures of me. People don’t ask me for requests. I don’t have alot to offer. most of my blog is 99.9% reblogs i LOVE every little follower of mine
sick-of-sara: microwavelamps: hamburgerwithtea: askpunkengland: fallingfruits: wecouldbesillylovesongs: pilts: m-a-y-d-a-y: damnthisfuckingshit: beautyyfulsoul: meraki-soul: thejesssett: cheyalabeouf: i don’t understand boys at all this may just be the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life they love their pelvic hip thrusts omg that may have been some of the best...
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howdoesitfuckingfeel: Dear ______, I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars. Love, _______________ (P.S. ______________.) ...
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surfing-the-tornado: I would be a fucking millionaire.
"You can't love them. They're a fictional...
The awkward moment when you really want to ask...
bestpostarchive: istolemattbarnescurry: You walk up to them like: Grin madly at them until they ask what you want: Tell them and watch them ponder about it like: So you beg like: They say ”We’ll see.”: So you walk off like:
spell your name with fictional characters
royal-prat: bendydick-cloomberderp: wibblywobblywatson: Lancelot Uriel Neville Longbottom Amelia Pond Emrys Moriarty Iron Man Legolas RorY Willams (I seriously couldn’t think of one XDD) Merlin Morgana Morgause cooliorule: Ariel Malfoy :D Albus Dumbledore Yoda Alvin