December 2011
My face when I listen to the kid's talk nowadays:
I heard some 6th grader say “I smashed that bitch’s pussy hard.” I was like
NIGGA I HOPE YOU MEANT A CAT!
REBLOG IF YOU WOULD ATTEND A TUMBLR USER...
compulsiveobsession:
We’d wear t-shirts with our urls on it.
And we could party together.
DEFINITELY!
I'm not Tumblr famous.
cadyhomyen:
Getting asks isn’t a regular thing, I still smile when I see Messages (1).
People don’t reblog me ASAP. Sure, I get reblogged 20 or 30 notes, if I’m lucky.
I don’t get asked for pictures of me.
People don’t ask me for requests.
I don’t have alot to offer.
most of my blog is 99.9% reblogs
i LOVE every little follower of mine
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cheyalabeouf:
i don’t understand boys at all
this may just be the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life
they love their pelvic hip thrusts omg
that may have been some of the best...
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howdoesitfuckingfeel:
Dear ______,
I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars. Love, _______________ (P.S. ______________.)
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My exact reaction to this:
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Imagine if Tumblr payed you for every post
surfing-the-tornado:
I would be a fucking millionaire.
"You can't love them. They're a fictional...
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The awkward moment when you really want to ask...
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istolemattbarnescurry:
You walk up to them like:
Grin madly at them until they ask what you want:
Tell them and watch them ponder about it like:
So you beg like:
They say ”We’ll see.”:
So you walk off like:
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spell your name with fictional characters
royal-prat:
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wibblywobblywatson:
Lancelot
Uriel
Neville Longbottom
Amelia Pond
Emrys
Moriarty
Iron Man
Legolas
RorY Willams (I seriously couldn’t think of one XDD)
Merlin
Morgana
Morgause
cooliorule:
Ariel
Malfoy :D
Albus Dumbledore
Yoda
Alvin
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